The first post is nigh!

And by nigh, I mean at this very moment it has been posted!

Shake in horror as my words are displayed across your screen in utter contempt of every single pixel that they are forced to inhabit. Marvel, if you must, at the ferocity and sheer tenacity of my woefully empowered use of descriptors! Yes, yes. I can feel the hatred growing inside you, making you stronger. Making me stronger!

Go on, comment.

Make me stronger.